Fifty Shades of Orange

“I want you to fart up my nose so much that my face turns orange and my nose squeaks just like Trump’s.”

Just one of many bizarre statements made by clients of Mistress Couple, who runs America’s oldest operating BDSM chateau from her basement.

It all started off as a joke. Couple found it humorous how much Hillary Clinton was pulverizing Donald Trump during the debates. She began to run ads with her dressed as Hillary, and the joke caught fire. Ashamed Trump voters (as well as intrigued liberals) flocked to the madam who did her hair in Clinton’s signature bob, adorned in her classic pants suit with lingerie underneath.

Couple is making me rethink politics. I wonder if it's a BYOFP - Bring your own flag pole. Yes, I just went there. I'm sorry, I just never thought Hillary Clinton would make me flush...and ye here we are. Lock her up? No, lock ME up!